Grilling

"I just want to feel cool while cooking outdoors."

...or something like that.

-Daniel Kim

Step 1:  pour lighter fluid over stack of coals.

Step 2:  light coals from bottom.

Step 3:  wait for coals to reach over 50% white.

Step 4:  spread coals.

Step 5:  place food over coals.

Step 6:  wait while feeling really cool, cooking outdoors.

Step 7:  eat.